I WILL NOT REST UNTIL I’VE EATEN ONE BITE OF THAT APPLE
IF YOU DO DON’T EAT THE RED SIDE WE ALL KNOW HOW THAT WORKS OUT
I DON’T CARE. I WILL EAT IT EVEN IF I DIE. HOPEFULLY PRINCE CHARMING WILL LEAVE ME ALONE
Kitsune Bard: “What’s the crit range on a bag of crabs?”
DM: *opens mouth*….*closes mouth*…no.